a few notes though:
- i love ramona's logic that if someone invites you somewhere just to be nice, the polite thing to do is to actually go.
- i wanna be at that perez hilton party!! perez in a dress, christian siriano, and drag queens! oh my!
- according to ramona and alex, "not taking sides" actually means "playing both sides."
- i kind of hate myself for not hating kelly so much anymore, but she is making a conscious effort to not look like such a self absorbed, ignorant bimbo. and she did make the first move to reconcile with bethenny, which got good points in my book.
- the one scene i actually loved was of course the book shoot with jill and her mom. favorite gloria quote: "can you move that fan away from me? its blowing on my breast."
- i love bethenny's impression of luann ("you really need to talk to jill"). i never noticed luann had a man voice, but bethenny did!
- ok so i have this running tally in my head of "rich points", as i am trying to figure out who of them has the most money. well jill's private saks party got MAJOR "rich points." i mean, that would have been extravagant for a very wealthy person's wedding reception. jill just does this for fun.
- i think i've mentioned before how much i hate alex's laugh, but now i officially hate her "cry" too.
- i am really curious about kelly's lop sided boobs. i might have to look that up.
i wont even discuss the lack of civilized conversation at the saks party. the thing that i always liked about this show over the other versions of housewives was that they were classy. most of them have actually had some education and are smart, savvy, and charitable. this episode was not classy, and i hope bravo realizes that the last thing it needs is another screaming match reality show.
Re Kelly's boobs: I guess that's what her daughter means by "entertain them with your weirdness!" Love. it.
ReplyDeleteI agree, though, that their behavior is getting rapidly dumber. I think this is what happens when you hang out with people because you are contractually obligated, not because you are mildly enjoy them.
Lets talk about Jill's dress at the party. 80s rave much? Ally was there yet the cameras were too busy with the fighting to talk to her - sad face.
eh i could not stand gloria and jill's sister! i laughed, but only because it all seemed so miserable. "mommy's not haaaaaaaappy." oh my god, mom, shut up and try not to look so scary.
ReplyDeleteluann is such a man! i can't believe you never thought her voice was manly. i'm convinced that she is or used to be a smoker. ugh i really can't stand her.
i really enjoyed ramona's inside information - that was of course completely false - that jill was banned from saks. juicy!
i'm pretty sure there's no question that jill has the most money. although i bet ramona and mario's combined wealth is pretty up there.
only bravo would have access to a party that boasted both perez hilton AND christian siriano. holy fabulous, batman!